NEPTUNE, outer space - okay here it is--- the reason i haven't been writing in this blog is because my old (boxtype)laptop (joy, you know what i'm talking about) is already in intensive care, and i don't know how to fix it because i'm in neptune (new jersey, that is-- but i'm sure we're pretty near pluto), and because my brother is not here to fix it, and i have yet to meet (anyone?) any computer whiz here, i wanted to buy a new laptop, but i need a credit card to build my credit history so that i will be able to buy things (like a car, an apartment...etc.), but i can't get a credit card because i still don't have a f*&%$ing social security number, because it will take them a month to process all my papers and see if i'm really a legal alien OFW. eto pa -- the best: i can't buy a car until i get a driver's license, which i cannot apply for because i don't have that social security (SS) number; and besides, i can't get a car because i don't have a credit card because i don't have an SS #. at ang pinaka- the best: aside from having no SS#, i can't get a credit card because i don't have a credit history, but how will i have a credit history if i don't have a credit card? in short, did the chicken come from the egg, or did the chicken cross the road? huh?!!!? wow, that's so labo, joe!
and the loveliest thing of all: (as in, numero uno) i have no money to buy any of the things above because i can't receive my paycheck because ..... (all together now) I-DON'T-HAVE-A-F#@!ING-SOCIAL-SECURITY #! so i'm a doctor living on welfare in neptune. kewl!
anybody want to visit me here?
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3 comments:
awww dr. deets! what a funny planet you live in. hope you get your ss#,credit card & paycheck so you can buy that bad-ass suv pronto!
ditas, the best ka talaga! I want to emphatize with you but because you're ditas, I ended up laughing while reading your blog!! =)
Why don't you meet up with the guy from the bank.. oh i forgot, you don't have a car and a credit card =( That's ok, you're still gorgeous! carry yan! =)
funny post from Neptune! good thing its not from Uranus ..thats gonna be a real pain in the arse ;) hehe
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